I Hate Men (from "Kiss Me Kate")

I Hate Men - Kathryn Grayson

I hate men

I can't abide them even now and then

Then ever marry one of them

I'd rest a maiden rather

For husbands are a boring lot

And only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad that mother

They meet to marry father

But I hate men

Of all the types I've never met within our democracy

I hate the most the athlete with his manner bold

And brassy

He may have hair upon his chest but sister so

Has lassie

Oh I hate men

Ugh I hate men

They should be kept like piggies in a pen

Don't we're a travelling salemen though attempting

Tom he maybe

For on your wedding night

He maybe off too far Arabi

While he's away a mandela

She the who have the baby

Oh I hate man

If thou should'st wed a businessman be wary oh be

Wary

He'll tell you he's detained in town on business neccesary

He's business is the business who it his prettiest secretary

Oh I hate men

I hate men though roosters they I will not play

The hen

If you espouse an older man through girlish optimism

He'll always stay at home at night

And make no criticism

Though you may call it love the doctors call it

Rheumatism

Oh I hate men

The more I'll read alone in bed from a to

Zed about 'em

Since love is blind then from the mind all

Woman kind should rout 'em

But ladies you must answer too ha ha ha

What would we do

Without 'em

Still I hate men