Unprofessional Wrestling

Unprofessional Wrestling - Art Brut

It started off as just kissing

Now it's a lot of sweat and a mess of limbs

We didn't wait for a bell to ring

We're unprofessional wrestling

Watch out for stray mattress springs

That carpet burn it's going to sting

I can wear a leotard if that's your thing

We're unprofessional wrestling

I don't even try to stop

What looks like a figure four leg lock

I don't even care who wins

We're unprofessional wrestling

I don't think

I know what to do

We're both still

Learning how to do these move

I don't really know what I should to do

We're both still learning

How to do these moves

We didn't remove our rings so

Trousers rip and a bra strap pings

They'll be grazing on my shins

We're unprofessional wrestling

I don't know if I can cope

With you jumping from the top rope

You've already pulled my hamstring

Unprofessional wrestling

I don't want you to put anybody else in

A full suplex half nelson

I don't think you know what to do

We're both still learning how to do this moves

I don't really know what I should do

We're both still learning how to do this moves

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three I'll let you pin me

One two three

I can't wait to see what you do

As your finishing move

My ears are still learning from

Unprofessional wrestling

My ears are still learning from

Unprofessional wrestling

My ears are still learning from

Unprofessional wrestling

My ears are still learning from

Unprofessional wrestling

And the winner is