Mince Meat Lyrics
Mince Meat (Explicit) - DANGERDOOM
The villain ain't rhymin' off cred alone
Let him get some cognac
A mic and a headphone
Smoke the mirrors
Caught her in the mix
Couldn't read the shorthand
For mortars and bricks
If any negative thought
Linger he let it vent
Wrote this one with
His middle finger in wet cement
Did it on the sly
Before he's gone bye bye spit it on the fly
Brush your teeth rinse and gargle
A true nerd who messed
With new words since Boggle
And used slang in scrabble
Rhymed with a Northern
Drawl twang and babble
Flossy pen jargon to
Break the world record
Do a Faustian bargain
And tape the girl naked
More spots than a leopard
Then he had to stop
The block was hot peppered
Shepherd leading the
Sheeps out to slaughter
Kept your soul and repped it
Every time he saw ya
Tryin' to douse a pinch
Of w**d in a frat street house
I'll make mince meat out of that mouse
Welcome to the show
Remember whatever
You do do not boo the flow
Schooled the dumb on
The number one rule of thumb
What a fool still you
Never met a cooler bum
Give the drummer some rum
I'm sure he could use a shot
Just to get his cues hot
Ensure he don't lose his spot
A stranger who speaks to you vocal
Danger made the beat
Get a freak to do the boggle
No bull everything he wanted
They grabbed and took
Whole lab looked like
An ill left jab and hook
Even had a secretary to take the calls
Shake it and make it fall
I told her don't break my balls
Wherever Mouse go
Trouble follows
The bounty on this pro
Was mills and 'Double dollars'
Vil's spills muddled
Flows that befuddle scholars
Thick Buffalo girl
With the bubble hollars
She rocked leather
And gold a fat blouse
And need a brother
With soul to let her cat out
Even if the rat couldn't
Compete with Kraus
I'll make mince meat out of that mouse
Tap ya toe grime and
Strapped for dough
Rap for show to let the
Whippersnappers know
Sucks to be them
Now pass that loot
Up under the tux
He wore a hazmat suit
Sounded like froggy
Sip the groggiest of potions
Be up in the party
With the foggiest of notions
On the list of lobbyists
Who save the oceans
Gave his donation to
The lady with the lotions
Swoll hand itchin' the old man bitchin'
Switchin' with the fan
With the gold band twitchin'
Spittin' like a bionic
Sneeze that freeze vodka
Just to clear the air
Like the Ionic Breeze Quadra
Sleek enough to out sly a fox
For a chicken pot pie
Thinkin' outside the box
Enough to taste her goody
But got no time to be wastin' chasin' putty
Out for Daffy Duck bucks Porky Pig paper
Bugs Bunny money
Or Sylvester Cat caper
Offer DAT tape of rap
Country or deep house and
I'll make mince meat out of that mouse