Dinner With Drac (Part 1)

Dinner with Drac - John Zacherle

A dinner was served for three

At dracula's house by the sea

The hors d'oeurve were fine

But I choked on my wine

When I learned that

The main course was me

The waitress a vampire named perkins

Was so very fond of small gherkins

While serving tea

She ate 43

Which pickled her internal workings

Igor the scalpels go on

The left with the pitchforks

Igor igor

What a swimmer is dracula's daughter

But her pool looks

More red than it oughter

The blood stains the boats

But it's easy to float

Because blood is much

Thicker than water

Dracula old friend how

Are things in transylvania

For dessert there was

Batwing confetti

And the veins of a

Mummy named betty

I first frowned upon it

But with ketchup on it

It tasted very much like spaghetti

Goodnight whatever you are