Jasper's Gal Lyrics
Jasper's Gal - Memphis Slim
Say look her man
Do you know Jaspar's
Got a new gal in town
Show nuf man Yeah man
Well tell me about her
MUSIC
Now he's got a girl
She's shaped like a hog
Her voice reminds me
Of an old bull dog
Her hair looks just
Like a chinchilla coat
You get close up on her
She smells just like a goat
You know she's smelling
Got B O all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime
Now ears are so long
Her nose so flat
Her head's so big
She can't wear no hat
Now her jaws are swollen
And she's got one eye
She looks like a wreck
That happened last July
She's a ugly
Got B O all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime
Now she must been her mother only child
She should be a gorilla
Because she sure is wild
Got ways like a monkey
And sly as a fox
She should be in a chain gang
Breaking up rocks
Because she's ugly
Got B O all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime
MUSIC
Now she got legs like a needle
She ain't got no chin
She's a beautiful woman
For the shape she's in
Her feet look like swings
Way out on a limb
That's why her mother
Put her off on him
Because she bogish
She's got B O all the time
And she thinks soap and water
Is a doggone crime