(It's Just Too Bad for) Nasty Uncle Adolf

(It's Just Too Bad for) Nasty Uncle Adolf - Jack Cooper/Harry Roy/Joe Loss/His Band

This war's an awful nuisance

And it's all one fellow's fault

And now he's got it started

It's too late to call a halt

We've so much to put up with

That we call him awful names

For everything that happens

He's the man the public blames

We blame him for the sand bags that

Keep tripping up our feet

For imitation coppers in tin hats on every beat

Our air-raid wardens very blunt and simply too too sweet

So it's just too bad for nasty Uncle Adolph

He's in for it now alright

A friend said

I've and air raid shelter sand bags by the score

I've but some fairy lights around it

Can you guess what for

They'll see the lights and bomb it

While we're playing darts next door

So it's just too bad for nasty Uncle Adolph

He's in for it now alright

It really is amazing how we hate that fellow's name

For everything that worries us he has to take the blame

We're always out of petrol and we keep our headlights dim

So if the girl gets out and walks we go on blaming him

We blame him for the lies that Goebbels tells of you and me

Announcements and news bulletins galore from BBC

And records of some chamber music opus 93

So it's just too bad for nasty Uncle Adolph

He's in for it now alright

Since Goring started slimming he looks different on parade

The tuck from all his uniforms rig out the boys brigade

And now there isn't room for all his medals I'm afraid

So it's just too bad for nasty Uncle Adolph

He's in for it now alright