I'm the Man (Live at WDR Studio Cologne 14.03.1980)

Pretty soon now you know I'm gonna make a comeback

And like the birds and the bees

In the trees it's a sure fire smash

I'll speak to the masses through the media

And if you've got anything to say

To me you can say it with cash

'Cause I've got the trash

And you've got the cash

So baby we should get along fine

So give me all your money

'Cause I know you think I'm funny

Well can't you hear me laughing

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man I'm the man

Who gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man I'm the man

That gave you the yo yo

Kung fu oh that was one of my good ones

Well what's a few broken bones

When we all know it's good clean fun

Skateboards I've almost made them respectable

You see I can't always get through

To you so I go for your son

I have a giant rubber shark

And it really made a mark

Did you looka looka look it all the blood

So give me all your money

'Cause I know you think I'm funny

Well can't you hear me laughing

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man I'm the man

Who gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man I'm the man

That gave you the yo yo

Right now I think I'm gonna plan a new trend

Because the line on the graph's getting low

And we can't have that

And you think you're immune

But I can sell you anything anything

From a thin safety pin to pork pie hat

'Cause I've got the trash

And you've got the cash

So baby we should get along fine

Why don't you give me all your money

'Cause I know you think I'm funny

Can't you hear me laughing

Can't you see me smile

I'm the man I'm the man

Who gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man I'm the man

That gave you the yo yo

I'm the man I'm the man

Who gave you the hula hoop

I'm the man I'm the man

That gave you the yo yo

I'm the man

I'm the man

I'm the man

I'm the man

I'm the man

I'm the man