Green Christmas (Parts 1 & 2) Lyrics
SCROOGE：Words to live by/Cratchet
Everyone except Amalgamated Cheese
ABERCROMBIE：That's right It's become tradition
CRASS：Better than that This year we have him smoking one
SCROOGE：Um hmmm
SCROOGE：What does the other one say
CRASS：Less tar
SCROOGE：Great stuff
CRATCHET：But Mr Scrooge
SCROOGE：What Who are you
SCROOGE：What do you mean
SCROOGE：I get it And they're bearing your spices Now that's perfect
SCROOGE：A red and green bandwagon to jump on
SCROOGE：A sentimental shot in the arm for sales Listen
Deck the halls with advertising
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While you can be enterprising
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On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
Four bars of soap
Three cans of peas
Two breakfast foods
And some toothpaste on a pear tree
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
SCROOGE：five tube less tires
Fo ur quarts of gin
Three ci gars
Two cig ar ettes
And some hair tonic on a pear tree
Chest nuts roasting
GIRL TRIO：Tin ee Tim Tin ee Tim Chest nuts all the way
ANNOUNCER：Tin y Tim's roast hot like a chestnut ought And they are
ECHO
Mild mild mild mild
Deck the halls with advertising
Fa la la la la la la la la
'Tis the time for merchandising
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Profit never needs a reason
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Get the money it's the season
Fa la la la la la la la la
SCROOGE：Why What's the percentage in that Let me show you how to make Christmas work for you
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
We wish you a merry Christmas
And please buy our beer
SCROOGE：Christmas comes but once a year
So you better make hay while the snow is falling
That's opportunity calling you
What a wonderful time to be Glad and merry
SCROOGE：Just so you're mercenary too
Buy an ad and show all the toys
Show all the toys up on the shelf
SCROOGE：Just make sure that you get a plug
You get a plug In for yourself
SCROOGE AND
Christmas comes but once a year
So you better cash in
While the spirit lingers
It's slipping through your fingers
Boy Don't you realize
Christmas can be such a
Monetary joy
SCROOGE：Eh
CRATCHET：The people keep hoping you'll remember But you never do
SCROOGE：Remember what
CRATCHET：Whose birthday we're celebrating
On the first day of Christmas
The advertising's there with
Newspaper ads
Billboards too
Business Christmas cards
And commercials on a pear tree
Jingles here jingles there
Jingles all the way
Dashing through the snow
In a fifty foot coup e
O'er the fields we go
Selling all the way
Deck the halls with advertising
What's the use of compromising
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