Tell Her Lies And Feed Her Candy

Tell Her Lies And Feed Her Candy - Porter Wagoner

I met a little girl in the state of arkansas

Her name it was mi-randy

I wanted her love

So I asked her pa

He said tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

My oh my

If the apple of your eye

Don't think you're a real gem-dandy

Take my advice and put it on ice

Boy tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

You can take her out for the time of her life

Give her good napoleon brandy

But you're never gonna make that woman your wife

Unless you tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

My oh my

If the apple of your eye

Don't think you're a real gem-dandy

Take my advice and put it on ice

Boy tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

If the road of love seems rocky and rouch

And if your sugar gets sandy

You can bet your boots

She'll strut her stuff

If you'll tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

My oh my

If the apple of your eye

Don't think you're a real gem-dandy

Take my advice and put it on ice

Boy tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy

Tell her lies and feed her candy