Best in Show

Best in Show - Viagra Boys

Lyrics by：Sebastian Murphy

Composed by：Sebastian Murphy/Henrik Höckert/Tor Sjödén/Oskar Carls/Benjamin Vallé/Martin Ehrencrona

Produced by：Daniel Fagerström

Six dogs compete for the best of show title

In the 49th annual Texas dango brango club show

Of the finalists five are owned by aliens

The dogs are chosen as winners

In the show's six different divisions

We've got hounds we've got workin' dogs

We got terrier dogs

We got toy dogs we've got toy-terriers

We got sporting dogs

We got bananas we got mangoes

We got kiwi fruits

The show is held at the fair's

Agricultural building

Down in the agricultural district

Of the agricultural city

You know how as- whatever it's called

The winner is a six-year-old english setter

Not the setter you know as foul colonel

But the setter was shown by his owner

William T W Holt-Richman

The dangleberry of Virginia

The setter gets a kiss of congratulations

From his owner and wags his tail

He wags his tail why

He wags his tail because he is happy

He wags his tail because

He knows he is a winner

He is not a product of what is expected of a dog

But he is above that

He has risen he has ascended above the clouds

He is looking down upon planet earth

And urinating in the mouths

Of those who thought a canine

Would never walk upon the moon

Those who doubted the theory

That a cocker spaniel

Could break through the barrier

Of time and space and time and space and time

He is best in show

Best in show

Best in show