(Therell Never Be Another) Pecos Bill

Why

He's the Western Superman to say the least

He was the roughest

Toughest critter

Never known to be a quitter

'Cause he never had no fear of man nor beast

So yippee I ay I ya

Yippee I o

He's the toughest critter west of the Alamo

Now once a band of rustlers stole a herd of cattle

But they didn't know the herd they stole was Bill's

And when he caught them crooked villains

Pecos knocked out all their fillings

That's the reason why there's gold them thar hills

So yippee I ay I ya

Yippee I o

He's the toughest critter west of the Alamo

Pecos lost his way while traveling on the desert

Water

Water

Water

It was ninety miles across the burning sand

Water

Water

Water

He knew he'd never reach the border

Water

If he didn't get some water

Water

So he got a stick and dug the Rio Grande

Yodeling

While a tribe of painted Indians did a wardance

Pecos started shooting up their little game

He gave those redskins such a shakeup

That they jumped out of their makeup

That's how the Painted Desert got it's name

So yippee I ay I ya

Yippee I o

He's the toughest critter west of the Alamo

While reclining on a cloud high over Texas

With his guns he made the stars evaporate

Then Pecos saw them stars declining

So he left one brightly shining

As the emblem of the Lone Star Texas State

So yippee I ay I ya

Yippee I o

He's the toughest critter west of the Alamo

So yippee I ay I ya

Yippee I o

He's the emblem of the Lone Star Texas State