Lick Myself (Album Version) 2003 Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

เพลงLick Myself (Album Version)

ศิลปิน: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

อัลบัม: Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version) (PA Version)

ออกเมื่อ: 04-11-2003

Lick Myself (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

To be a dog is to sit like a log

Watching people on the run

 

We don't need your pity 'cause your life is shitty

We have the real fun

'Cause I can lick myself, got to go

You guys have fun at the Broadway show

Lick myself, I'm the star

Having go stay at the sushi bar

Lick myself, eat my ham

Having go stay at the poetry slam

Lick myself, suck and squirt

You guys have fun at the Beck concert

 

They say that man is the higher species

Because of the opposable thumb

Well, man, I'll pass on playing guitar

For the way that I can come

Yes, I can lick myself, wet my cock

Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock

Lick myself, taste my dick

You guys have fun at the Julia flick

Lick myself, self-fellate

You guys have fun on your double date

Lick myself, hydro-wank

Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank

 

So go ahead, man, and rule the world

And say you're the master race

You can operate complex machinery

While I sit on my own face

 

I simply lick myself, douse my pole

You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl

Lick myself, soak my meat

Have a good time at the staff retreat

Lick myself, wash my tool

Have a good time at the cooking school

Lick myself, polish my knob

You guys have fun with your finger job

 

I know an old setter who is a bed wetter

He's deaf and has brittle hair

 

His hip is shot and he pukes a lot

But he don't fucking care

 

He can still lick himself, got to fly

You guys have fun renting Cable Guy

Lick myself, grease my rod

You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad

Tell 'em, bitch!

Oh, I couldn't!

Sing it!

All right!

 

Lick myself, munch my rug

Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug

Lick myself, chug my poon

Try to have fun on your honeymoon

Lick myself, bathe my balls

You guys have fun making conference calls

Lick myself, I'm my own lunch

Have a good time making pineapple punch

Lick myself, chew my hair

Have a good time at the Lilith Fair

Lick myself, tongue my tang

Have a good time at your friend's shebang

Lick myself, slurp my scope

You guys have fun with your hand,

 

And your bottle of liquid soap!

 

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