Women Lose Weight (Feat: Slick Rick) 2002 Morcheeba

เพลงWomen Lose Weight (Feat: Slick Rick)

ศิลปิน: Morcheeba

อัลบัม: Charango (International Double Album)

ออกเมื่อ: 02-07-2002

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

The name of this entertainement is

Women lose weight

Our first years of mariage everything was just great

But after two kids

And a weight gain factor

The fact is

Now she's.pletely unattractive

Look fat chicks

I don't mean to sound rude

I tell her nice hit the gym

And don't eat so much food

But no

Your shallow

You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth

But how if desires is not there

That's just a lamon

Divorces, child support alamony payments

My unhappiness i doubt discourage

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary june well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife

I tell her soon mommy soon i assume

Or my destiny is blue

Intrest only

The only thing left for me to do is to kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

Kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I'm gonna have to kill her

Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

My place against all shanagans

Kinda rammed in

Knowin' nothing about poison

And i can't swim

Bad intentions pumpin

Might as well b.e a nun

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

What the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this

Who could i get to help me murder this fat chick

Guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday

The day she usually goes food shopping

Anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler

Sent her clean over the divider

You bastard she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill

I thought she has to be dead

Later on get a call

(from a) Lieutenant Morgue

(had me) leapin like a frog

We need you at the morgue

So i selfishly persued

boohoo there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

C'mon ya'll know i had to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

Kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I had to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue who did this hit and run

No sir we don't have no clues right now

This is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids?

Pull yourself together sir

I'm so broken up inside i just can't believe this

I understand, I understand

Catch the person who did this

We're gonna try sir

Please

Screamin who done took my heart like i was shooken up a lot

At the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it

Like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring

I heard he was displeased with her weight gain

While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook

All she does is order from restaurants

All of the sex she wants

I doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and

Talkin to detectives that was waitin outside

How i took a long lunch break day the wife died

I done then turned pail

And because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail

Good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent

Moral of the story is

Desire is important

So watch your weight

It'll keep you mate smitten it's a given

Though looking back i realised i didn't have to kill her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

I killed her

What a surprise

Open your eyes

Woman advisor

I didn't have to kill her

'Cause there's lots which imposes divorces

Send her ass right to the morgue

Well there you have it

Keep thin trim

Keep your mariage healthy

Do you know what i mean?

Small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler

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