Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version) 1991 MC Lyte
เพลงAbsolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version)

ศิลปิน: MC Lyte

อัลบัม: Act Like You Know

ออกเมื่อ: 17-09-1991

 

Absolutely Positively....Practical Jokes (Explicit LP Version) - MC Lyte

I play practical jokes

Just to get a laugh haha

I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath haha

But anyway one day she called upon me

She said lyte it's an emergency

My next door neighbor had an errand to run

I said why ms davis ask your son

 

She said ricky's at his grandmother's

I said well what about tommy

The younger brother

She said see umm he's at the pharmacy

I said he'll be back soon

How much longer could it be

She said c'mon please it's just a trip uptown

If you leave right now

You'll be back before sundown

Hurry up there's not a moment to spare

It absolutely positively has to get there

Umm I contemplated

Then I played a good samaritan

I started the car then she

Threw the package in

It absolutely positively has to get there

Get there

It absolutely positively has to get there

It absolutely positively has to get there

It absolutely positively got to get there

Yo who you rushin

Pumpin out the music on the fdr

 

Not far behind me was a dt car

So I eased up selector 55 the digit

But on the fdr 40 is the limit

 

Here they come sirens on

 

I could see myself in jail til the break of dawn

But they rolled right by

It wasn't me they was after

A little red corvette

They was tryin to capture

Dread I feel sweat so I set down my jacket

Look up ahead now that's what I call traffic

 

Dipped to an exit and I made my way through

Couldn't believe when I hit first avenue

On a honda's a** just about to crash

Looked at the gauge and the sh*t said no gas

 

Zero nada nothing in here see

In car terms the sh*t was on empty

Got out and pushed the sh*t to the side

 

Hailed a cab then I caught a quick ride

To the house of inflation

Yes the gas station

 

Gave a little tip to show my appreciation

Got back to the ave where I left my car

It wasn't there but it couldn't have gone far

Hot damn I must have got towed

Tried to figure out how much money I owed

Went to the pound and I paid my debt

Think that was the worst

You ain't heard nuttin yet

Bumped into that crackhead sam I used to see

And like always hand out give me money

In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas

I had to get a nice machine fast

It absolutely positively has to get there

Get there

It absolutely positively got to get there

What

It absolutely positively got to get there

It absolutely positively has to get there

As I left the bank to walk back to the bm

 

Couldn't believe what my eyes were seein

Looked at the back tire it was flate

While the other three were so damn fat

A brother walked by and offered his help

Ordinarily I woulda did the sh*t myself

But he changed it quick so I passed him a ten

 

Here I go on this journey again

Went to the gas station to fill it up

When a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump

I said look I don't need your help today

And I scared the motherf**ker

And he was on his way

Oops a cat sh*t scrat

Fur on my tires and all that

What's this a stroke of bad luck

But at this point

I don't even give a f**k

I got to get the package to the destination

No matter what the confrontation

I arrive bag in my hand

Lookin for a woman named pam

 

She opened the bag

It was wrapped tight and snug

But in that bag yo in that bag

45 guess what what was it lyte

It was a box of q tips a box of f**kin q tips man

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

***เนื้อเพลงจากที่อื่น***

Album default
00:00/00:00
(0)