Underage Bichon (Album Version) 2003 Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

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ศิลปิน: Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

อัลบัม: Come Poop With Me (U.S. Version) (PA Version)

ออกเมื่อ: 04-11-2003

Underage Bichon (Album Version) - Triumph The Insult Comic Dog

She walked into the dog run

Like she fucking owned the place

 

She turned to me with a scent that said

"Sit boy, on my face!"

 

Now I like a little discipline

 

As much as the next Shar Pei

 

But this bitch was only ten months old

And now I have to pay!

Underage Bichon

 

She told me she was one

Underage Bichon

 

I schtupped her, now I'm done

Underage Bichon

 

They say I did a crime

Underage Bichon

Might as well bang you one more time

 

Eight perky boobies

 

I knew that she was young

 

But I figured she was legal

 

From the way she used her tongue

 

She said I was hung like a Great Dane

And it sounded like an old line

She's smooth as a newborn chihuahua

 

But she licks ass like she's nine!

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

My little puppy treat

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

She clearly was in heat

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

They're putting me away

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

Might as well bang you anyway

 

Please, your Honor!

She was very cool when I came on her back

Didn't know who Lassie was, but cut her slack

Figure she's an airhead from an inbred pack

And try to take your eyes off her enormous rack!

 

Well, I was looking at a Monday court date

 

With no chance to be cleared

 

So I picked up a Bearded Collie hooker

And made a bee-line for her beard

 

She was a furry motherfucker

 

And I couldn't find her pie

 

So I pulled and I tugged to get under her rug

Yes, I burrowed all around and I finally found

 

A Bearded Collie hooker guy!

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

I banged her, now I'm screwed

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

Took photos of her nude

Underage Bichon (underage Bichon)

 

They're throwing me in jail

Underage Bichon (underage, underage, underage)

Might as well get one last piece of tail!

 

Underage!

 

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