ฟังเพลงThe Deal Maker (Explicit)

The Landmine Lieutenant

In the muthaf**kin' house

We about to do it like this

I hold the record for

The most ignorant rhymes said

That'll knock that cowboy

Hat off of I'm us head

Catch me on the Food Network

And watch me handle beef

2 letters I'm O T

2 words I'm gettin' money

2 verses I'm gettin' twenty

And that's thousands

Hoo ridin' through L A

In a Bronco with Al Cowlings

The head honcho I'm out browsin'

And I ain't lookin' for bulletproof Hummers

Just for bullets that shoot Hummers

And Beamers with moonroofs for the summer

For easy access to jump out poppin'

And turn ya brains to au grauting

Rotten as a young kid

I never was the dude to call

Too busy turnin' G I

Joes into voodoo dolls

Put my cigarette out on ya nose

Get blood on my suit

I got a thousand of those

Can't come close

My discography's the one with the most

Cause I appear on more tracks

Than Dale Earnhardt's ghost

If you approach I'll murder though

My gun flip more shells

Than the Ninja Turtle show

This is my movie in 3D

Slice ya neck with a Fugees CD

And stick Lauryn Hill with the coroner's bill

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do it like this

And we do it like

Muthaf**kin' Celph Titled is back yeah

You can't the diminish fact

I pull the panties off of feminine acts

And with Sinista on the scratch maaaan

You know I'm rippin' this wax cause Buckwild

Came with the pimpinest track

And with style and grace

I'll punch a guy in his face

Wipe out remove

Erase and annihilate

Yeah that's how I move when I swing

And like Ben Grimm's wife

You ain't doin' a Thing

I done been ripped mics

From Australia to Queens

Smacked wack labels up

For bogus sh*t they released

And when Moses split the seas

I jumped the gap on water skis

Did you look back Nah

Nothin' more to see

Cause on my Island

There's no sign of Def Jam

Won't sign with left hand

Right hand Aight SCRAM

I shine bright next to mic stands

Might just blind ya eye sight

And give ya hype man a slight tan

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do it like this

And we do it like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like

Rough enough when I swing with a uppercut

Yellin' at rappers like

A megaphone with the button stuck

Kerosene pour quarts out

In front of the court house

Light a match and in a calm manner I walk out

In Atlanta I bring the Hawks out

These are Doberman jaws

I looked over and saw you had a small snout

Do I catch wreck Hell yeah

I'm the Fresh Prince of Hell's Lair

You'll better get some healthcare

F**kin' with Celph's rare

Not too many wanna do it

But the ones that did got

They record label ruined

Made you switch angles

Somethin' ain't lookin' right

Underground rappers turned

To Criss Angel lookalikes

That's what a faggot's lookin' like

So f**k anybody that knows ya

You a coward and a poser

I'm about flows that roast ya

Your sh*t's dead

It's leftover french bread

From Stouffers burnt in my toaster

Certainly it's over

You'll gotta start with a new scheme

Your goofball Ron Burgundy news team

Ain't bringin' the forecast

My hurricane cyclone attack leave you

With your bones cracked and four casts

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do it like this

And we do it like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Ha ha ha ha and we do like this

And we do like this

And we do like this

Like this

A one two

A checka one two

Like this

A one two

A checka one two

Like this

A one two

A checka one two

Like this

A one two

A checka one two

Like this

A one two

A checka one two

Like this

Like this

The Deal Maker - Celph Titled