ฟังเพลงWhy Don't Women Like Me

Why Don't Women Like Me - George Formby

Now i know i'm not handsome

No good looks or wealth

But the girls i chase say my plain face

Will compromise their health

Now i know fellahs worse than me

Bow legged and boss eyed

Walking out with lovely women

Clinging to their side

Now if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Look at empress josephine

The most attractive woman that ever was seen

Yet napoleon short and fat

Captivates a lovely looking girl like that

Now if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me hey hey

Why don't women like me

Last night i went out walking

My intentions were to click

But the sights i saw while walking out

They nearly made me sick

I saw a lot of lovely some girls

Attractive little dears

Arm in arm with ugly men

With cauliflower ears

Well if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

What can the attraction be

That's the thing that always starts to worry me

Although i haven't got a bean

I've got a lot of things the girls have never seen

Well if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me hey hey

Why don't women like me

Now i went on my holidays

Down to the gay seaside

I saw a lot of things there

Being hidden by the tide

The way the women jumped around

The men there in the sea

Made me think that there

Is still a good chance left for me

Cause if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Of all the shapes and sizes there

I've got a chance of clicking yet i do declare

Oh i don't want to be a nark

I saw a lot of things below the water mark

Well if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me hey hey

Why don't women like me

Well if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me

Take lord nelson with one limb

Lady william hamilton she fell for him

With one eye and one arm gone west

She ran like the devil and she grabbed the rest

Well if women like them like men like those

Why don't women like me hey hey

Why don't women like me