ฟังเพลงMr. Bake-O (Explicit)

Mr. Bake-O (Explicit) - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)

I'm sitting in my chair watching the TV

It's not even on but there's plenty for me to see

I just lit some crazy a** sh*t

That my friend overnight mailed to me

I'm f**king wasted

It's the best sh*t I ever tasted

I think they f**king laced it

'Cause I'm so d**n lambasted

Oh my friend came over so I packed him a pipe

I told him he better go easy

With this sh*t but he didn't believe the hype

He sparked three bows just to show he could take it

Two minutes later he was playing backgammon naked

He's f**king wasted

It's the best sh*t he ever tasted

He's lost in f**king spaced

'Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted

Oh I spent the last two hours

Hiding under my bed

'Cause I looked in the garbage can

And I think I saw my uncle louie's head

I'm f**king wasted

Well my friend blew a hit into my pet bird's face

The bird laughed hysterically and started to moonwalk all over the place

He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak

He looked at the two of us and he started to speak

I'm f**king wasted

It's the best sh*t I've ever tasted

My brain's been erased

Well f**king fried

Now I'm sitting in the bathtub wanting something to eat

I wanted a pizza the bird said pepperoni would be sweet

Delivery guy showed up four hours later handed me his shoe

I said we ordered pizza buddy what the hell's up with you

I'm f**king wasted

It's the best sh*t I ever f**king tasted

Oh f**king sh*t

I'm way too baked