ฟังเพลงFunky Cold Medina

Funky Cold Medina - Super Kidz

Cold coolin' at a bar

And I'm lookin' for some action

But like Mike Jagger said

I can't get no satisfaction

The girls are all around

But none of them wanna get with me

My threads are fresh

And I'm lookin' def yo what's up with L O C

The girls is all jockin'

At the other end of the bar

Havin' drinks with some no name chump

When they know that I'm the star

So I got up and strolled over

To the other side of the cantina

I asked the guy why you so fly

He said funky cold Medina

Funky cold Medina

This brother told me a secret

On how to get more chicks

Put a little Medina in your glass

And the girls'll come real quick

It's better than any alcohol

Or aphrodisiac

A couple of sips of this love potion

And she'll be on your lap

So I gave some to my dog when he began to beg

Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me

And did the wild thing on my leg

He used to scratch and bite me

Before he was much much meaner

But now all the poodles run to my house

For the funky cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'

I got every dog in my neighborhood

Breakin' down my door

I got spuds mckenzie

Alex from stroh's

They won't leave my dog alone

With that Medina pal

I went up to this girl

She said hi my name is Sheena

I thought she'd be good to go

With a little funky cold Medina

She said I'd like a drink

I said ehm okay I'll go get it

Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips

And I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib

And everything went well as planned

But when she got undressed

It was a big old mess

Sheena was a man

So I threw him out

I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer Wiener

You must be sure that the girl is pure

For the funky cold Medina

You know what I'm sayin'

Ain't no plans with a man

This is the 80's

Don't know this I'm down with the ladies

No joke

Break it down

Back in the saddle

Lookin' for a little affection

I took a shot as a contestant on

The love connection

The audience needs voted

And you know they picked a winner

I took my date to the hilton

For Medina and some dinner

We had a few drinks

So I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'

Instead she started talkin'

'Bout plans for our weddin'

So I grab my coat and hit the door

I said maybe I'll be seein' ya

That's why I found you don't fool around

With the funky cold Medina

Ya know what I'm sayin'

That Medina's a monster

Funky cold Medina