ฟังเพลงPretty Fly for a Rabbi (Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring)

Veren zol fun dir a blintsa

And all the goyim say i'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Meccha leccha hi meccha hiney hiney ho

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past

But most of 'em were nudniks and none of 'em would last

But our new guy's real kosher i tyhink he'll do the trick

I tell ya he's to dies for -he really knows his shtick

So how's by you have you seen this jew

Reads the torah does his own accounting too

Workin' like a dog at the synagogue

He's there all day he's there all day

Just say 'vay iz mir' and he'll kick into gear

He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer

Just grab your yarmulka and

Hey hey do that hebrew thing

He shops at discount stores not just any will sufice

He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price

He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel

But if you wanna haggle oy he'll make you such a deal

People used to scoff now they say 'mazel tov'

He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off

Yeah he keeps his cool and teaches shul

What's not to like what's not to like

On high holy days you know he prays and prays

And he never eats pastrami on white breath with mayonnaise

Put on your yarmulka and

Hey hey do that hebrew thing

When he's doing a bar mitzvah now that you shouldn't miss

He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss

They say he's got a lot of chutzpah he's really quitehhhhhip

The parents pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip

Meccha leccha hi meccha meccha cholly ho

He's doin' well i gotta kvell

The yentas love him even shicksas think he's swell

Show up at his home he says 'shalom'

And 'have some cake -you want some cake'

Yah he calls the shots we really love him lots

Oy gevalt i'm so ferklempt that i could plotz

So grab your yarmulka

The one you got for chanukah

Let's put on our yarmulkas and

Hey hey do that hebrew thing