ฟังเพลงYou Don't Have To Be A Prostitute

You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords

Oh-oh-oh

It's a cold night beneath the street lights

There's a man whose pants are too tight

Oh no his pants are too tight

My pants are too tight

He stands there an empty stare

Trying to make enough money for his cab fare home

He'll have to walk home tonight

Don't have enough for the ride

The streets are cruel he doesn't act cool

He goes to work with only his one tool

You can put away your tool

Jemaine

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no

You can say no to being a man-ho -a male gigolo

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no

You can say no to being night-looker

Boy-hooker rent boy bro-ho

He can't see his way out

I cannot see my way out

He can't see his way out

Male prostitution seems to be my only option

He can't see his way out

I cannot see my way out

He can't see his way out

No no no no no

He's selling cheap thrills to pay expensive bills

But check your resume

You must have some other skills

Do you have any other skills

Like typing

They see him want him to please them

Want him to play them but they don't even pay him

Oh no no they don't think he's worth it at all

Though they are no one he tries to bring them home

Maybe it'd be okay if he lived alone

You have a roommate Jemaine

Don't bring them home

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no

You can say no to being a man-ho a male gigolo

You don't have to be a prostitute

No no no no

You can say no to being night-looker

Boy-hooker rent boy bro-ho