ฟังเพลงI'm My Own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa - Freddy Martin/The McGuire Sisters

I'm My Own Grandpa

I'm My Own Grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa

Many many years ago when I was twenty-three

I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter

Who had hair of red

My father fell in love with her

And soon they too were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law

And changed my very life

For my daughter was my mother

'Cause she was my father's wife

And to complicate the matter

Even though it brought me joy

I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a

Brother-in-law to dad

And so became my uncle

Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle

Then that also made him brother

Of the widow's grownup daughter

Who was of course my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa

Father's wife then had a son

Who kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild

For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue

Because although she is my wife

She's my grandmother too

If my wife is my grandmother

Then I'm her grandchild

And every time I think of it

It nearly drives me wild

'Cause now I have become the strangest

'Case you ever saw

As husband of my grandmother

I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know but it really is so

Oh I'm my own grandpa