ฟังเพลงHoneymoon Hotel

Honeymoon Hotel - Dick Powell/Ruby Keller/Chick Chandler

How am I to say

What I want to say

In the proper way

My dear

I'm not a gallant cavalier

But I'm sincere

So I'm gonna say

All I have to say

In the language of the day

You may have heard it all before

But here it goes once more

How about a little celebration

To the jingle of a wedding bell

How about a little reservation

At the honeymoon hotel

Honeymooning's gonna be my hobby

Don't you think a honeymoon is swell

Wait until we walk into the lobby

Of the honeymoon hotel

Cupid is the night clerk

Neath the stars above

He just loves his night work

Mm we just love to love

Oh I'm a mister looking for a missus

As a missus you'll do very well

Bring along your things and all your kisses

To the honeymoon hotel

I'm the man in charge of transportation

I will see that ev'rything goes well

I'm the clerk in charge of registration

At the honeymoon hotel

I'm the boy who carries up a sidle

Any time you push a little bell

Bridal suites are never very idle

At the honeymoon hotel

We're the house detectives

But we're puzzled with

The fact that no one stops here

Unless their name is Smith

I'm the girl in charge of conversation

I hear things I wouldn't dare to tell

I's the captain of the comfort station

At the honeymoon hotel

Paging Mr Smith Mr Smith

Aren't you glad to see you dear old mother

Tell me why you didn't let us know

No they didn't notify us mother

Ha ha but they will when they need dough

Oh yes

Aunt matilda has a present for you

It will come in handy you can bet

We got that just twenty years before you

But it ain't been used as yet

Congratulations sister

All your clouds have passed

Congratulations father

She's off your hands at last

Course you know that all of you are welcome

I'm so glad to see you I could cry

It's a lot of hooey that we're welcome

We'll be seeing you goodbye

Goodbye

I've been notified

There's a little bride

All alone in number two

I think we ought to see her through

I will

Me too

We've been here a week

When you're here a week

Then you're qualified to speak

Let's tell her what it's all about

My dear will you come out

Oh I'm glad it's you I feel so nervous

I don't know my husband very well

Husbands are a feature of the service

At the honeymoon hotel

Gee I'm sorry that I ever ever

Left my little home in New Rochelle

Wait a while you'll want to stay forever

At the honeymoon hotel

Girls you'll have to scatter

We don't see why we should

You're in jersey city

And not in hollywood

We've got to be in bed before eleven

Naturally we think it's very swell

'Cause every little bridal suite is heaven

At the honeymoon hotel

Kiss your little honey boy good night girl

Now we're married dear and here we are

I've a right to be beside the right girl

But you're in the wrong boudoir

Oh honey

Don't you dare to lie to me I caught you

But darling

Getting friendly with that blonde gazelle

Please don't make me sorry that I brought you

To the honeymoon hotel

In the morning I'll see my attorney

I will have my little tale to tell

And for this I took you on this journey

To the honeymoon hotel

Who was that blonde woman

Making eyes at you

I don't know that woman

I cross my heart it's true

If I've hurt your feelings I regret it

Won't you please forgive your little nell

Ah let's turn out the lights and just forget it