ฟังเพลงCongratulations (Explicit)

Congratulations ((Explicit)) - Dan Bull

Lyrics by：Dan Bull

Composed by：Dan Bull

Boyinaband

It's your big day

Incredible job

I know we had our differences

But today I just want to tell you

Ayy congratulations it's a celebration

Party all day I know you've been waiting

Ayy congratulations it's a celebration

With the chorus at the start to reel people straight in

Dear dear David

Big congratulations

You're raising the game with these big collaborations

Seriously David

Big congratulations

For the trail you're blazing for Midland rap creatives

Especially the ones like you

And me with DB names and pasty faces

Since DBGames you've risen up like pastry in a spaceship

I have been spectating your rise to success

With a strange combination of pride and distress

One the one hand it's amazing my mate is elevating

But on the other hand I feel like I'm still waiting

And on the other other hand it's so frustrating

That I can't even count the number of hands it's embarrassing

I knew that rhyme would sink in well with you

You saw me force it just like how you foresaw me

Saying a tap is called a faucet

We used to sit and write together sharing lines and jokes

You weren't like those

Other rappers trying to share me lines of coke

If we'd met on Grindr

I might find you were my kind of bloke

Whoa no homeloaf homeslice

No tonight I'm going to dine alone

Tuck into a microwave meal for one what a rubbish cooking show

I know I suck at choruses let's look

How low this hook can go

Ayy congratulations it's a celebration

Hey David what do you think of my Roomie impersonation

I can't make a hit track so I made a miss track

I miss my mate I wish we could bring our friendship back

Ayy it's time for wild celebration and mild inebriation

By which I mean some english tea and mindful meditation

You and Pewds and Roomie have produced the perfect pop song

Catchy tune half happygloomy humour verses not long

Not too complex not too racist except maybe in some places

Let's wait and see what

The mainstream media let's you get away with

You made some of my favourite sounds

But I want to just say this now

Although on the global stage you're Boyinaband

To me you're David Brown

I know I suck at choruses let's see

How low this hook can go

Sorry - no I can't keep up this flow

It's far too f**king slow

So let's ramp it up a teeny tiny tad

Oh yes I'm kind of enjoying this

But even trying to rap and keep in time to match

The rapid speed of light Boyinaband can reach might be pointless

I've only met two lyricists

Who can really twist language as tight as I can

And that's my arch nemesis the Stupendium and Boyinaband

I've only met a few people who equal my level of irony

And that's you David isn't it

Hehe

You and I and me

We had a thing for forced rhyme

A vlog called intercourse time

A gaming channel I neglected which I think's a sure sign

I'd never parallel your forceful fortitude or foresight

I'd always be the frickin' Jim Davidson to your Forsyth

You seized every opportunity that I wasn't prepared to

And capitalised on every potential link it led to

I watched you get on stage and win

The crowd while I was scared to

You helped me with my head

I only helped you with your hairdo

But unlike your luscious locks

Our bromance has been cut and doesn't grow

I know I suck at social stuff like I suck at hooks

But I love you bro

Ayy congratulations it's a celebration

I'm too scared of repercussions to make fun of Asians

This isn't a diss track it's more of a miss track

I can't diss you David I'm afraid of how you'd hit back

We both know how to twist facts into a f**king b***h slap

And somehow still sound so profound even when saying piss flaps

We stopped communicating

And I've been feeling vacant

Maybe this correlation does equal a causation

We used to be the best friends

Team up on League of Legends

I was Sivir you were Heimerdinger and

Together we could reach the heavens

But despite our fancy vocals we both can be antisocial

We went from speaking daily

To maybe an annual phone call

Dave and Daniel's bond is like our gaming channel

Gone

That's why I made this dispaining song

I want to say that I was wrong about you

Guess I got distracted by what your diss track did

I thought I was gonna diss RiceGum with iDubbbz

But I got subtracted

Next think I knew

It was you Ian would choose to rap with

But if it had to be anyone apart from me

Well then I'm glad it was you because you smashed it

I bow down with humility

To your YouTube ability

I used to boast that I was bigger than most

But now you're clearly bigger than me

You said that

I didn't take any risks just relaxed in making game raps

Well I listened to your criticisms and came to

The decision to bring that flame back

We met in Berlin last year in the summer

It good to catch up but it was really a bummer

We agreed we'd see each other soon

But I knew we wouldn't do it

From the feel in my stomach

I messaged you on WhatsApp

Maybe you can talk back

If I'm honest

I don't care if I come across as a twat

'Cause if I'm honest and I come across as a twat

Well then honestly then I'm obviously a twat

A twat that's asking awkwardly

Open up and share your thoughts with me

Don't make me forcefully break

Into your place so you talk to me

No please don't call the police

Of course I don't mean it Jesus it's just a joke

I know I suck at choruses but

This one's yours it's f**king d**e

Ayy congratulations it's a celebration

Party all day I know you've been waiting

This isn't a diss track it's more of a miss track

I miss my mate I wish we could just bring that back

Ayy I bet you thought I swore then

But I just bleeped the word stuff

Or did I

Got the algorithm trying to call my bluff

But I already said f**k

So that's kind of redundant

I don't really miss you Dave I'm just chopping some onions

Crying with AutoTune is weird