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Fat - Weird Al Yankovic

Your butt is wide

Well mine is too

Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

The word is out

Better treat me right

'Cause I'm the king of cellulite

Ham on ham on

Ham on whole wheat all right

My zippers bust

My buckles break

I'm too much man for you to take

The pavement cracks when I fall down

I've got more chins than Chinatown

Well

I've never used a phone booth

And I've never seen my toes

When I'm goin' to the movies

I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat

Fat fat

Come on

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

Come on

Really really fat

You know

Don't you call me pudgy

Portly or stout

Just now tell me once again who's fat

When I walk out to get my mail

It measures on the Richter scale

Down at the beach I'm a lucky man

I'm the only one who gets a tan

If I have one more pie a la mode

I'm gonna need my own zip code

When you're only having seconds

I'm having twenty-thirds

When I go to get my shoes shined

I gotta take their word

Because I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

Sha mone

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know

And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds

Lemme tell you once again who's fat

If you see me comin' your way

Better give me plenty space

If I tell you that I'm hungry

Then won't you feed my face

Because I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

Sha mone

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know

When I sit around the house

I really sit around the house

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

Sha mone

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know it

You know

Fat fat

You know

You know

Really really fat

Come on

And you know all by myself I'm a crowd

Lemme tell you once again

You know I'm huge

I'm fat

Fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know I'm fat fat you know hoo

Really really fat

You know I'm fat

Fat

I'm fat

You know it

Really really fat

You know

And the whole world knows

I'm fat and I'm proud

Just tell me once again who's fat