ฟังเพลงI'm Durante the Patron of the Arts

You gotta start off each day with a song

Now even when things go wrong

You'll feel better you'll even look better

I'm here to tell you that you'll be a go getter

Now the way that you shake my hand

Will tell me how I stand

Now isn't it better to go through life

With a smile and a song

Than walking around with a face 11 miles long

Now you know that you can't go wrong

If you start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each day with a song

Oh sing it to me boy

Even when things go wrong

Sing it for the hoi poloi

You'll feel better you'll even look better

Ah that music it does somethin' to me

I wish I knew what it was

Last night I was telling Umbriago

About my latest concerto

Called Tony's push cart

He said Tony's push cart how does it go

I said it doesn't go you have to push it

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I got a million of 'em a million of 'em

Now you know that you can't go wrong

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes

If you start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each boys please soft soft

A little more fortissimo I wanna relate a yarn

Turn back the pages of history and what do you see

Madison Square Garden a Rodeo

And there I was interviewing a prize winning cow

I asked her to tell the radio public how she feels

She said moo she's contented

I'm contented but her husband ain't

So what happens The bull ups to me I ups to him

And without any preliminaries I'm flat on my back

Being a gentlemen I apologize nut the bull's not satisfied

He demands an autopsy

So I grabs him by the tail and what happens

He flips his tail I lands on his head

He flips his head I lands on his tail

He's playing ping pong with me and I'm losing

Just then the bull is ready to charge again

I gets an idea

I starts singing 'South Of The Border Down Mexico Way'

And what happens the bull starts crying

But even regardless I keeps on singin'

This time with the castanets

That's too much for the bull and he collapses

A cheer goes up I'm saved and the moral is

You've gotta start off each day with a song

You gotta start off each day with a song

Oh boy your singing now

Even when things go wrong

Oh Jimmy your a wow

You'd feel better

You know I'm walking down Broadway

And who taps me on the shoulder

My pal Hit 'Em In The Head Schwartz

I said who you working for now

He said the same bunch

The wife and the kids

Ha ha ha ha ha

Now isn't it better to go through life with a smile and a song

Then walking around with a face 11 miles long

Now you know that you can't go wrong

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yes

If you start off each day with a song