ฟังเพลงEven Steven

Even Steven - Nataly Dawn

If I could get even with Steven

I'd sacrifice many a day

To tell all the people who worship his name

All the tales of his merciless ways

It's sad not a soul would believe them

So thick is the web that he's spun

But I know the truth of his terrible taste

And just maybe the truth will save one

Oh Steven you're not a man

You're not even a boy

You're just a lying cheating apple, eating heathen

And the truth doth bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy

If I could get even with Steven

I'd have to stoop so very low

A swift uppercut wouldn't cut it I fear

So below your tight belt we must go

Oh I'd give you a reason for leaving

And tell your incestuous clan

To quit the charades and for once just behave

As their heavenly father commands

Oh Steven you're not a man

You're not even a boy

You're just a lying cheating apple, eating heathen

And the truth doth bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy

But if I can't get even with Steven

I pray dear Saint Peter to spare

Not one filthy detail of your wretched ways

When you're judged for your many affairs

'Cause I cringe when I think that you're thieving

Some poor selfless heart as I speak

But the handsomest bastards are all in God's grace

Till the crazies awake from their sleep

Oh Steven you're not a man

You're not even a boy

You're just a lying cheating apple, eating heathen

And the truth doth bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy

Oh joy