ฟังเพลงThe Pessimistic Character From "If I Had My Way")

The Pessimistic Character - Bing Crosby (本·考斯比)

Ah throw him out the window he can't stay

How did he get in here anyway

What do we want with him around the place

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

When he hears a joke he always cries

When there's any fun he darn near dies

What do you say we laugh at his sad case

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

He's never welcome anywhere he goes

Let him stay where he belongs

In a book of Edgar Alan pose

Why don't we lose him

Wrap him in a blanket carefully

Throw him out the window 1 2 3

It'll be great to wear a grinning chase

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

Don't you ever let him get you all alone

He's the worst companion ever known

He doesn't know how to keep a merry face

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face

When there's any trouble how he boasts

He enjoys a graveyard and he loves ghosts

Smile he'll disappear and leave no trace

That old fuddy duddy with the crab apple face

He's got a hand shake just like a lemon peel

He's the sole of discontent

With the disposition of a heel oh what a icky

He's no good at dancing he can't sing

He despises rainbows and he hates spring

Why do we want him in the human race

The pessimistic character with the crab apple face