ฟังเพลงIf I Had $1,000,000

If I Had $1,000,000 - Barenaked Ladies

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a house

(I would buy you a house)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

I'd buy you furniture for your house

Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an Ottoman

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a K Car

A nice Reliant automobile

If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1,000,000

(I'd build a tree fort in our yard)

If I had $1,000,000

(You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)

If I had $1,000,000

Maybe we could put a little

tiny fridge in there somewhere

You know, we could just go

in there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff

And there'd already be foods laid out for us

Like little prewrapped sausages and things

Mmm, you know, they have prewrapped sausages

But they don't have prewrapped bacon

Well, can you blame them? Yeah

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

While I'd buy you a fur coat

(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you an exotic pet

(Like a Llama or an Emu)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

If I had $1,000,000

Well I'd buy you John Merricks remains

(Oh all them crazy elephant bones)

And if I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

If I had $1,000,000

(We wouldn't have to walk to the store )

If I had $1,000,000

(We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more )

If I had $1,000,000

We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner

But we would eat Kraft Dinner

Of course we would, we'd just eat more

And buy really expensive ketchups with it

That's right, all the fanciest ketchups,

Dijon ketchup

Mmm, mmm mmm

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a green dress

(But not a real green dress that's cruel)

And if I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you some art

(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

Well I'd buy you a monkey

(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)

If I had $1,000,000

I'd buy your love

(If I had $1,000,000)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

If I had $1,000,000

(If I had $1,000,000)

I'd be rich