ฟังเพลงBuy Me a Condo

Buy Me A Condo - Weird Al Yankovic

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo used to live in Jamaica But I don't live dere no more

Had to change me lifestyle

Do t'ings I never done before

So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman

Living in this American town

Gonna sell me Bob Marley records

Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

I gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

And get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo gonna cut off me dreadlocks

T'row away all me ganja

I'll have a tupperware party

Maybe join me a health spa

I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits

And a microwave oven too

Then I'll have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ain't gonna work in de field no more no no

Gonna be Amway distributor

Ja Ja ja ja life is so very hard

I need a ja ja ja ja jacuzi in me back yard

Oh I gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards eh

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

I get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say

I gonna buy me a condo

I gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

Get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn

I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say

I gonna buy me a condo

Gonna buy me a Cuisinart

Get a wall-to-wall carpeting

And get a wallet full 'o credit cards oh

I gonna buy me a condo never have to mow de lawn