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The Wedgie - Carla Ulbrich

It was a dark and stormy night

There was no avoiding my destiny

I tried to put up a fight

But there was no escaping the wedgie

I'd rather get the rack i'd rather walk the plank

Than have to relive that vertical yank

I live with the impending feeling of doom

From that close encounter with the fruit of the loom

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If i ever had a question

I am sure now of what i believe

The preacher was right when he said sunday night

It is better to give than receive

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I thought i had almost forgotten the trauma

Forgiven the people who'd done me so wrong

Til my recent vacation the sunny bahamas

And everyone there was wearing a thong

Flashbacks seizures heart palpitations

An untimely end to my lovely vacation

My friends mike and dan say they can't understand

Why i can't put it all' behind me

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I found a therapist in the field

Many dollars and several months later

We finally conclude it was my attitude

Fear is great but a brave act is greater

I would never adjust 'til i did what i must

And so nervous and frightened and edgy

I approached my best friend reached out toward his rear end

And with all of my might pulled to maximum height

And i screamed out in triumph

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