ฟังเพลงNina (From Argentina)

Nina (From Argentina) - Noel Coward and Orchestra/Barker

Seс orita nina from argentina knew all the answers

Though her relatives and friends were perfect dancers

She swore she'd never dance a step until she died

She said I've seen too many movies and all they prove is too idiotic

They all insist that south america's exotic

Whereas it couldn't be more boring if it tried

She added firmly that she hated

The sound of soft guitars beside a still lagoon

She also positively stated

That she could not abide a southern moon

She said I hate to be pedantic but I'm driven nearly frantic

When I see that unromantic sycophantic lot of

Forever wriggling their guts

It drives me absolutely nuts

She refused to begin the beguine when they requested it

And she made an embarrassing scene if anyone suggested it

For she detested it

Though no-one ever could be keener than little nina

On quite a number of very eligible men who did the rhumba

When they proposed to her she simply left them flat

She said that love should be impulsive but not convulsive

And syncopation had a discouraging effect on procreation

And that she'd rather read a book and that was that

She declined to begin the beguine when they besought her to

And with language profane and obscene she cursed the man who taught her to

She cursed cole porter too

From this it's fairly clear that nina in her demeanour

Was so offensive that when the hatred of her friends grew too intensive

She thought she'd better beat it while she had the chance

After some trial and tribulation she reached the station

And met a sailor who had acquired a wooden leg in venezuela

And so he married him because he couldn't dance

There surely never could've been a

More irritating girl than nina

They never speak in argentina

Of this degenerate bambina

Who had the luck to find romance

But resolutely wouldn't dance

She wouldn't dance