ฟังเพลงShe's Nubs

She's Nubs - NOFX

It's kinda hard to wear high heels

Or slip on banana peels

How does she get in and out of tubs

I hope she don't get mad

I hope she thinks this song is good not bad

Cause we think that she's totally rad she's nubs

No fingers no toes she doesn't own elbows

No phalanges no knobby knees to knock

She don't need knuckles

Or hands to go see punk rock bands

She's always in the stands she's nubs

She can't pick up a phone

She can't get dressed alone

She's got no funny bone she's nubs

No shoes for feet but we sure do think

She's neat she's nubs she's nubs she's nubs

I asked her if she want a drink

I asked her if she liked Toronto

I asked her to go out to the bar

but all she said was no no and no

It was time for us to leave

So I grabbed and shook her sleeve

And told her I'd see her

At the next club she got into a pack

And some guy put her on his back

She said goodbye and kinda waved her stub

She's got beauitful eyes

And breasts regular size

But without calves and thighs she's nubs

It's hard to give good head

Or get tied to a bed

When all you've got is a body and head she's nubs

She's nubs She's nubs She's nubs

Oh she may not walk the walk

And she may not like to talk

But boy she sure knows how to rock she's nubs