ฟังเพลงIf You Must (Automator Remix)

It's important to practice good hygiene

At least if you want to run with my team

I'm bout to get into some s**t that I've seen

This fool's breath I mean so bad it'll melt your ice cream

They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things

Sittin' too close to him it burned

Like my eyes sting

I try to be subtle hand him a stick of gum

I was a victim of breath on him

Running his yap about what sets he from

Gotta get some gum gotta get him some

He turned it down his teeth was brown

Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation

I had to ask the d**e to pass the soap

Cause his toe had the sniff of crustaceans

Or bathrooms in a bus station

He had a can of Olde E and some raisins

Amazing head to toe B O

He didn't know used to the fragrance

Just as the days went without bathing

He felt manly and not like a maiden

He had one dread and fungus

Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers

Girls let the guy you were with

So guys take your cue from this number

You gotta wash your a*s if you must

You gotta wash your hair if you must

You gotta brush your teeth if you must

Or else you'll be funky

Now at class you need total concentration

But there's kids in the back holdin' conversations

Crackin' on each other and neither were poster boys

Both of em smell like the type that soap avoids

Coast and Joy they leave their absence

One's fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks

Brimstone girls would never bring him home

I was laughin' then his friend raised his tone

And said Bud you rolled all over yourself yeaaa

I know some people your a*s should be submerged

Like you need to deal with water 'cause you smell like a turd

Want to cap get some courage your feet smell lurid

Well look it up

And while you're at it get a cup

And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle

You get our vote for most stinkiest

That n***a started thinkin' of s**t said I was frail

I said he was stale

Underarms is ripe

Undergarments tight about to leap out your holy sweats

And we holdin' bets and after this I'm gonna collect

N***a check yourself

Respect yourself

And wash your mothaf**kin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt

Like radioactive no lady find you attractive

The funk got you captive

You don't need a map b***h