ฟังเพลงNobody Makes a Pass at Me

Nobody Makes a Pass at Me - Rose Marie Jun/Jack Carroll/Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

I want men that I can please

That I can squeeze that I can tease

Two or three or four or more

What are those fools waiting for

I want love and I want kissing

I want more of what I'm missing

Nobody comes knocking at my front door

What do they think my knocker's for

If they don't come soon there won't be any more

What can the matter be

I wash my clothes with Lux

My etiquette's the best

I spend my hard earned bucks

On just what the ads suggest

Oh Dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

I'm full of Kellogg's bran eat grapenuts on the sly

The date is on the can of the coffee that I buy

Oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

Oh Beatrice Fair fax give me the bare facts

How do you make them fall

If you don't save me the things the Lord gave me

Never will be any use to me at all

I sprinkle on a dash of Fragrance de Amour

The ads say Makes Men Rash

But I guess their smell is pour

Oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

I use Ovaltine and Listerine Barbasol and Musterole

Life Buoy soap and Flit

So why ain't I got it

I use Coca Cola and Marmola Crisco Lesco and Mazola

Exlax and Vapex So why ain't I got sex

I use Albolene and Maybellene Alka Seltzer Bromo Seltzer

Odorono and Sensation

So why ain't I got fascination

My Girdles come from best

Times ads say they're chick

And up above I'm dressed in the brassier of the week

Oh oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

I use Pond's on my skin with ryecrisp I have thinned

I get my culture in I began Gone with The Wind

Oh dear what can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

Oh Dor'thy Dix please show me some tricks

Please I want some men to hold

I want attention and things I can't mention

And I want them all before I get too old

I use Mum every day and Angelus Liplure

But still men stay away just like Ivery soap

Of 99 and 44 one hundred percent P O

What can the matter be

Nobody makes a pass at me

I don't know oh dear