ฟังเพลงToes

Toes (脚趾) - The Wet Spots

I've had eight hundred fifty seven lovers

And you're certainly the greatest of them all

You make me more than whimper like no other

You take me on the floor and off the wall

You're like an acrobat

From poon tang circus

I've never even seen you wearing clothes

There's just one thing

I need to make it perfect

Come wrap your arms around me

Listen close

Don't lick my toes

It's disgusting and disturbing

It's upsetting and unnerving

All the things you could be perving on

Why must you choosing toes

I'm not a prude

I don't mind kinky hanky panky

You can pee on me or spank me

With a second hand umbrella

But you'd better listen fella

I should tell you right from hello

There's no way

I'll let you tongue the yellow pustulating sores

And blisters in between my toes

Don't lick my toes

It's repulsive and I hate it

It's completely overrated

I don't know if I can state it any clearer

Come no nearer

Oh do you hear

Oh maybe you're some kind

Of idiot or something

I don't know

Don't lick my toes

I know you've seen it in the pornos

You don't see me licking your toes

Maybe this should be

Some kind of indication to you

That maybe it's not something

I'm not that into

You know

It doesn't make me feel sexy

I don't even feel like living

When this sort of thing starts

To happen to me

You know what it feels like

It feels like being flossed with warm liver

You know

Or stepping in something in the night

You're expectant and erect

And all I think is disinfectant

Mouthwash won't disguise the scent

Of all the fungus and the sweat

And all the filthy streets

I've walked upon

The stench inside my socks

Upon he grave of my grandmother

Won't you please just find another way

To show me your urbanity

And stop with this insanity

The door is shut

The way is closed

What don't you get

I think it's gross

I'm indisposed

Don't lick my toes

(Lick my toes)