ฟังเพลงIf The Whole World Was A Honky Tonk (Album Version)

If the whole world was a honky-tonk'

And it revolved around an old jukebox'

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar'

Over cryin' steel guitars'

And soon' they'd all be gone.

Yeah' if you asked me what I thought'

I'd say: "We'd be better off'

"If the whole world was a honky-tonk."

You could smoke that cigarette'

be politically incorrect.

Show off that red 'round your neck:

Not hear a single soul object.

Wouldn't need no lawyers to decide'

Who is wrong and who is right.

No need for big expensive trials:

Brother' we'd just step outside.

If the whole world was a honky-tonk'

And it revolved around an old jukebox'

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar'

Over cryin' steel guitars'

And soon' they'd all be gone.

Yeah' if you asked me what I thought'

I'd say: "We'd be better off'

"If the whole world was a honky-tonk."

Wouldn't have to pay no tax:

Just set a tip jar in the back.

If we ran low' we'd pass the hat:

I bet we'd all be in the black'

If the whole world was a honky-tonk.

And if you're lookin' for love:

Someone to heal that broken heart.

Hey' buddy' you'd be in half.

You wouldn't have to go that far.

If the whole world was a honky-tonk'

And it revolved around an old jukebox'

We'd tell our troubles to the Bar'

Over cryin' steel guitars'

And soon' they'd all be gone.

If you asked me what I thought'

I'd say: "We'd be better off'

"If the whole world was a honky-tonk."

Life would be a three-chord song'

And the king would be George Jones'

If the whole world was a honky-tonk.