ฟังเพลงRap God (Originally Performed by Eminem) [Karaoke Version] (Karaoke Version)

Look I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings

But I'm only going to get this one chance

Something's wrong I can feel it

Just a feeling I've got

Like something's about to happen but I don't know what

If that means what I think it means

We're in trouble big trouble

And if he is as bananas as you say I'm not taking any chances

You are just what the doc ordered

I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box

They said I rap like a robot so call me rap bot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes

I got a laptop in my back pocket

My pen'll go off when I half cock it

Got a fat knot from that rap profit

Made a livin' and a killin' off it

Ever since bill clinton was still in office

With monica lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack

I'm an mc still as honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with

This flippity dippity hippity hip hop

You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match with this rappity rap

Packin' a mac in the back of the ac'

Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack

And at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to break a mothaf**kin' table

Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow all I do is drop f bombs

Feel my wrath of attack

Rappers are having a rough time period here's a maxi pad

It's actually disastrously bad for the wack

While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece

Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box slap box

Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret

To rap immortality like I have got

Well to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply rage and youthful exuberance

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Hit the earth like an asteroid

Did nothing but shoot for the moon since

Mc's get taken to school with this music

Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme

Now I lead a new school full of students

Me I'm a product of rakim lakim shabazz 2 pac

N.W.A. cube hey doc ren yella eazy thank you they got slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and be in a position

To meet run D.M.C. and induct them

Into the mothaf**kin' rock 'n roll hall of fame

Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames

Only hall of fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and tell me what in the f**k are you thinkin'

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy

You're witnessing a massacre like you're watching

A church gathering take place looking boy

Oy vey that boy's gay that's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up pat on the back

And a way to go from your label every day looking boy

Hey looking boy what you say looking boy

I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy

I'ma work for everything I have never ask nobody for shit

Get outta my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy

Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a rap god rap god

All my people from the front to the back nod back nod

The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar

Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god

Kneel before general zod

This planet's krypton no asgard asgard

So you be thor and I'll be odin you rodent I'm omnipotent

Let off then I'm reloadin'

Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'

And I should not be woken I'm the walking dead

But I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin'

But I got your mom

I'm out my ramen noodle

We have nothing in common poodle

I'm a doberman pinch yourself in the arm

And pay homage pupil

It's me my honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though

For good at least once in a while

So I wanna make sure somewhere

In this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the underground

But I still rap like I'm on my pharoahe monch grind

So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come tryin' to

Censor you like that one line

I said on I'm back from the mathers LP 1 when I tried to say

I'll take seven kids from columbine

Put 'em all in a line add

See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as

I was but I'm

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though

And I don't know what you rhyme for

You're pointless as rapunzel with cornrows

You write normal f**k being normal

And I just bought a new raygun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya

Like when fabolous made ray j mad

Cause fab said he looked like a fag at mayweather's pad

Singing to a man while they played piano

Man oh man that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel

So ray j went straight to the radio station

The very next day hey fab I'ma kill you

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed j j fad

Uh summa lumma dooma lumma

You assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber

So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me

And it'll glue to you and

I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating how

To give a mothaf**kin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off they'll be celebrating

Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make elevating music you make elevator music

Oh he's too mainstream

Well that's what they do when they get jealous

They confuse it it's not hip hop it's pop

Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock shock rap with doc

Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurting you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice

Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to

Ungh school flunky pill junkie

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself but still hungry

I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to

And I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue in cheek

I'm drunk so satan take wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

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