ฟังเพลงChintzy

Chintzy - Daffy Duck/Porky Pig

Lyrics by：Ben Falcone/Damon Jones

Ble le le birthday daffy

Daffy

Do you like it

Hmm

You've given me a birthday gift

You've really given my day a lift

Oh wow a childhood photo of you and me

But I have to tell you somethin' now

And I'm trying to find the word how

While your gift was thoughtful

It was also chintzy

I can remedy the situation

And you can avoid future humiliation

If you would just follow these gift giving guidelines

Buy me something made of solid gold

Because this homemade sweater just leaves me cold

Think in term of things that are expensive

A coffee mug that says my best friend

Will find a new home in my trash bin

And if you knit me a scarf

I'll bury it in the backyard

Now pay attention

Chintzy chintzy chintzy chintzy not chintzy

Chintzy chintzy chintzy chintzy very chintzy

This gift has a hot date with my shredder

Buy me a jacuzzi filled with caviar

Or a diamond encrusted rocket car

And when in doubt try a briefcase full of money

Try to stay away from arts and crafts

I don't want your homemade bubblebath

And cookies are better when they're made by professionals

Buy me a ranch with a thousand long horned steers

Or a mansion filled with crystal chandeliers

An m60 a3 army tank

Would be met with heartfelt thanks

Because that is something that I drive to the supermarket

Oh I get it

In unison chintzy chintzy chintzy chintzy

Not chintzy

Good

In unison chintzy chintzy chintzy chintzy

Very chintzy

Yes

That's why I'm setting fire to the photo you gave me

So I'm glad I can help you out

This is what friendship's all about

But the next gift that you bring should require a trailer

So before a new day dawns maybe cash in your savings bonds

And buy me a present that is not

Chintzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Whew

Hep hem

You still owe me a birthday present