ฟังเพลงBig-Ass Rock

Big-A** Rock - John Ellison Conlee/Patrick Wilson/Jason Danieley

Written by：David Yazbek

Let's find a rock

I mean a big a** rock

Or maybe something lie a cinder block is better

I'll hoist it up

And drop it on your face

My buddy

And just before the lights go out

You'll see my smile and you'll know

You've got a friend

With a rock

Who cares

I mean a big a** rock

Or a rope

I got some quality rope

Made for a man who's deviod of hope

Like you are

My buddy

Michael

Ah that's malcom

Yeah malcom right

And I won't leave you swinging there

Twitching like a fish while you claw the air

I'll grab your feet

And pal of mine

I'll pull real hard and

Snap

Your spinal cord

This world is cold when you're alone

And they ignore you

But don't kill yourself

We'll do it for you

You've got a friend

You've got a friend

You've got a friend

You know I asked this guy once

If he'd mind putting me in a barrell and sending me over the falls

You know what the son of a b**ch says

Drop dead a** hole

People are pricks

I asked this guy to take his air compressor

And drill me with a six inch nail right through the eye

What'd he say

I'm low on nails

People are selfish pricks

You know another time now get this

I lay down in front of a steam roller

And asked the guy just to proceed

You know business as usual and just squash me like a bug

That's a good way to go jer’

The old bug squash

Hey we could tie a plastic laundry bag over his head

Nah that's such a wimp suicide

I stuck my finger in a socket once

Hurt real bad

But it didn't kill me

Malcom stay out of this

I've got a friend

Like carol king

Or was it Carly Simon used to sing

I always get those two confused

But anyway

I turned around and suddenly

I'm not alone it ain't just me

I'm like a player on the team

Player on our team

I'm part of the gang

Part of the gang

A member of the club

Welcome to our club

Ooh

Let's get a club

I like the big a** rock

Nah one good swing and I'll

Clean his clock forever

Let gravity do the work

It's a man's way to die mikey

Malcom

I've got friends ooh

Friends who will love you

Like a maniac

And draw you like a lamb

To the railroad track

And tie you down

I've got friends

Tickle your wrist

With a single edged razor

Buy you a beer with a draino chaser

Dump you in a river with a rock

A big a** rock

Here's a nice one right over here

Hey can I give you a hand with that

Looks heavy

Nah Dave it ain't heavy

He's my friend

Come on

Group hug