ฟังเพลงJust Like Tiger Woods

Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods

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If you don't golf, that's okay

You can be a tiger anyway

Lie through your teeth when things get tough

Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough!

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Fertilizing ladies in the neighborhood

Get real rich and you will find

All the hot chicks will want to grind

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Grip that shaft like you know you should

Get a platinum card it will be all good

The girls will want you just like Tiger Woods

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Remember this when you're having fun

Three holes are better than a hole in one!

If the word gets out don't be afraid

When a 9 iron's headed for your escalade

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Filling all the divets in the neighborhood

Don't think about those 3 foot putts

And cover your tracks when you're banging them sluts

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Text messages are never good

Nail the girl at the driving range,

Your life will change just like Tiger Woods

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Have your best friend book all your flights

Tell your wife that you're golfing nights

Get a call girl and maybe just chill

Be willing to part with a 100 mil

Bang a new porn star everyday

Tell your sponsors it'll be okay

Surprise them all with an invitation

To a viewing of your first double penetration

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods

Poking all the holes in the neighborhood

Tell your wife how it's gonna be

Your driver is community property

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If you wanna be like Tiger Woods,

Brett Favre did it, so you know you could!

Become the king of your neighborhood,

Like Steel Panther and Tiger Woods!

Just like Tiger Woods!

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