ฟังเพลงDonald Trump vs Joe Biden (Explicit)

Donald Trump vs Joe Biden (Explicit) - Epic Rap Battles of History

Lyrics by：Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist

Composed by：Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

JOE BIDEN

VERSUS

DONALD

Donald Trump：

It's the DJT gettin' it on

The teflon Don on the White House lawn

Against wimps like you I'll win a third term

Your campaign's like your family crash and burn

Think looting and violence will keep the MAGA movement quiet

Ha

Resist me That's a riot

Why don't you step behind the gym I'll be standing by

We'll see how tough you are against the 45

Uh

I shoot a hole through your whole party

Bigger than the one I blew through Qasem Soleimani

Ugh

Then I go and I bone on Melania

Ugh

I'm gonna smash you Joe like China

I've got all the best cognition with all the top grammar

I'm not a little girl's shoulders so you can't touch this MC Stammer

You're a disaster inciting hysteria

You say I'm selling hate in America you're selling hatin' America

Like with Hillary the people aren't swayed

You're just Barack's shadow and I don't really like the shade

Joe Biden：

The pain of losing loved ones is something I have seen

So I know how you must have felt when they killed Jeffrey Epstein

Ooh

Rap lyrics just ain't for you

You should stick to love letters for Kim Jong-Un

You're a wrestling heel Nothing 'bout you is real

B***h you didn't even really write The Art of the Deal

But you tapped into the rage of Red Mad Hatters

Well let me tell you Trump all lies matter

I don't want to defund no police I picked a DA for my VP

I'm not a communist I'm not a socialist

I'm just an old-ass man with some decency

Wrong

No matter what you try to say global warming ain't cancelled

You pulled out of Paris should have pulled out of Stormy Daniels

I ain't sleepy I'm tired

Of you Donald Trump you're fired

Donald Trump：

The only thing getting fired on my watch is tear gas from law enforcement

I'll keep America great you'll unleash Antifa and keep America like Portland

Sad

Ain't nothin' gonna beat me No person woman man camera TV

Meh they impeached me

I still walked out of DC looking peachy

You got the Sloppy Joe but no beef

The only white privilege I see are those teeth

Maybe teach your son a thing or two about life

Like there's no hunting season for your dead brother's wife

You and your masks and your Knight Rider shades

Are getting revoked like you're Roe versus Wade

There's no Blue Wave Forget it Not coming

It's like I tell criminals Joe stop running

Joe Biden：

Was Breonna Taylor running Hmm You dog whistling fool

I think your Daddy would finally be proud of you he was a racist asshole too

Что ты сделал

What's this malarkey

Ох ебать

Keep at it and you'll end up in jail Hoss

I'll take you down like I'm you and you're a mailbox

From all your wives to the SATs

Everything you ever did you just had to cheat

'Cause you're too insecure to even look like a loser

You're the worst d**n Republican since Herbert Hoover

But you scooped a sycophantic homophobe Hoosier

Then became the Constitution's domestic abuser

200 000 deaths lying at your door

And you think they're suckers like McCain and the Marine Corps

Sometimes I can't tell for which side you're rootin'

When we go high you go down on Putin

Uh

Truth is you're scared to lose

You got nothing in the banks 'cept IOUs

Y-Y-You whine about ballots like a b***h

But the only thing that's rigged is taxes for the rich

Look you're a freeloader change your name to Tramp

My campaign's ramping up you can't get down a ramp

I'm pulling away faster than your wife's hand

For the love of democracy will you shut up man

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU LITERALLY DECIDE

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY