ฟังเพลงMortician

Your life makes mine look like a real farce

I dont blame you for despising my job

You said that men like me cant make their mind up

I think youre wrong but I cant decide

And when we went swimming

They made us sign a form

In case we died

When I look back I wont wallow

Ive done that ****before and it dont sit right

You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow

And even a mortician sees the funny side

So do I

You have it in for all Americans

You dont like when I use their words for things

But thats the joy of being half-Canadian

You get the worst of both worlds its the best

And I when had the jab

You interlocked our hands

In case I passed out

When I look back I wont wallow

Ill do my best to not romanticise

And every bird above is not a sparrow

And even a mortician sees the funny side

So do I