ฟังเพลงThe Knicker Elastic King

The Knicker Elastic King - The Rutles

He used to travel in bath cubes

Until the slump came

Faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things

And soon became a household name

Knicker elastic

Everybody used it

Knicker elastic

Nobody refused it

Knicker elastic king the knicker elastic king

A self made man with a business to run

And something to sell to everyone

The knicker elastic king

He grew so rich the gnomes of Zurich

Were green with envy ah ah

The darling of the stock exchange

Made the new year's honors list

And won the queen's award to industry

Knicker elastic

Essence of propriety

Knicker elastic

Upholder of society

The knicker elastic king

Ooo la la

His rubber business kept expanding

But then disaster e bah gum

The price of raw materials

Coupled with inflation

Squeezed his global holdings

His liquid assets bottomed out

And shrunk his retail outlet

Operation

And that's the story of the

Knicker elastic king and market forces

The knicker elastic king 'horses for courses'

A self made man with a business to run

And something to sell to everyone

Knicker elastic king

Ooo la la

The knicker elastic king