ฟังเพลงLeft Brain, Right Brain (Explicit)

Hello patient 24602

I'm sorry- Hello, how are-

How are you feeling?

Um, not great

Has the treatment been working?

Uh, I don't think so, no

What are your remaining symptoms?

I just-

I internalize my feelings a lot.

I have trouble articulating how

I'm feeling to other people.

I feel like I just-

So basically you're still a little bitch

Yes, very mature of you

disembodied voice way up there

I was just joking, nigga

All right, you're not safe

in Wisconsin you might fuck with that shit

I'm not human I can say whatever I want

Okay, just let's get to the point.

What's wrong with me, please. Please.

Your emotions and your logic are at war.

OK

Your creativity and your analysis are at war.

And most simply,

your left and right brain are at war.

My left and my-

To fix the problem we must

separate them from each other.

Sep-

Splitting your neurological functions

in 5... 4...

(Can we book an appointment or something?)

3...

(You just don't start counting

down to major medical procedures)

2... 1

This may hurt a bit

(I don't even know what 'it' is)

0

(Just tell me what you're-)

Isolation complete

This is Bo's left brain, objective,

logical, cold, analytical

Aware of patterns, aware of trends,

he's efficient, and a prick

This is Bo's right brain, subjective,

creative, sensory

Aware of feelings, aware of people,

he's emotional, and an idiot

(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions)

Okay boys play nice

I am the left brain, I am the left brain

I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain

You got a job you better do it right

in the right way is with the left brains might

I like oreos and pussy yah!

(yes, in that order)

And I cried for at least an hour

after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!)

Cause I am the right brain,

I have feelings,

I'm a little all over the place

but I'm lustful and trustful

and I'm looking for somebody to love...

Or put my penis in

Here comes a female, here comes a female

Puff your chest.

I'll take your phone out

and check your email

Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate

So gather data now and see

if she's a possible mate

Holy fuck I think she might be the one,

there's something about her,

I just can't describe it

Tits

I am the earth, she is the glorious sun

I want her to trust me and

I just want her to- how do i

say this- sit on my face!

(Sit! Sit on my face!)

Alright now right brain you're being insane

No left brain, I'm just being alive

You should try it, you might like it

I worked hard to give him everything

he cared about

You were worried about the things

that he was scared about

I'm calm and collected when you act wild

I am the adult, you are child

You think you're the right one every time

You think you know everything

but you don't know anything at all

Half of his problems were supposed to be mine

But you wanted everything.

I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not

Well according to my calculations,

I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again,

you're a giant pussy

Really name calling? Really?

You're gonna just do name calling?

I'm name calling names alright,

I'm just stating facts alright,

the fact is you're a quivering pussy

I'm the pussy? Really? Well at least

I don't play with toys still

Rubik's cubes are not toys alright,

they keep my spacial rethink skills...

sharp

Left brain plays with toys! Haha, fucking,

Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player

Well at least I did my fucking job,

all right. I kept him working,

I kept him productive

You were supposed to look after him

You were supposed to keep him emotionally

stable for all this

Now you're trying to blame me

for how he's feeling, how he's feeling!

If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him

You did this to him, he hates you

I know he does, he fucking hates you!

Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay?

No, you're not

Look, maybe there's something

we could do together

Together?

Take the best parts of both of us

and put them together

I'm listening

It would let you let your feelings out,

it would let me analyze

So you could man the themes;

I'll man the form.

It's something that George Carlin did,

it's something Steve Martin did

It's something special

that we could both perform.

Do you know what it is?

Juggling, we could juggle,

and juggle our cares away!

It was comedy, you

we could do comedy together.

(Initiate reassembly)

All right, right brain

we're gonna do comedy together,

we gotta do comedy together

All right, left brain

I'll do comedy with you

Look, we can fix him like this-

we can make him happy again.

I promise, all right

5,

Left brain

4

left brain

I love you

3

(2)

I know

(1. Experimentation complete)

thank you for much

Left Brain, Right Brain - Bo Burnham