ฟังเพลงNo Rub

Tech N9ne – No Rub

Me and Diamond Shields used to sing this to hatless homies back in the day

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

Kickin' it wit my best friend Middle Los (my boy)

He said he had two baddies who wanna get a little close

(Aye) Showed me pics, I said I want the one that jiggle most (wobbly)

My luck turns out, she was sittin' on something that could sizzle roast

400 degrees between the knees

How can a beautiful stacked rack pack such a disease?

What a sucka me, love to be rubber-free when I touch the G

Plus we'll be rushin' up the D

3 business days after you penetrate

You're no longer in the shade

It's like no rent is paid (What?)

Just what without thy sermon you to come praise

'Cause you stuck outside burnin' from the sun rays

Rod scald 'cause I hit a broad raw, gotta make a doc call

Take a trip to Todd Hall, the free clinic to diminish disease in it

Now she's timid 'cause he vetted, we finished

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

Rollin' wit my kinfolk Geronaho, he said

He had a mixed one for me and I yelled “Domino!”

Then I said “Vamanos,” to the P Valley I'ma go

But beyond them legs on her, serious head trauma, bro

She kinda remind me of Raven-Symoné but in the ghetto

She saw this fellow, I got a-cravin' the bone unprotected

Smelled like rejected fish was made in the home, infected

16 and reckless, this behavin' was wrong

Had me pissin' parfait, the fun is ended

Shriveled up like a Shar-Pei, I'm stun, offended

3 days after a dark day, but was done in minutes

Guess I had to learn the hard way, pun intended

3rd time wasn't a charm at all, gonorrhea

Made me wear hat so nothin' harm the dog permanently

No furnace hit me, warned ya all

Naked head is a method, dead so we can mourn the raw homies

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

Luckily I didn't pick up no baggage from back in the day

That I would have to carry for me the rest of my life

I'm blessed for sure

Good thing I shredded my player's jersey when I did

And ladies, this don't exclude you!

Bumpin' uglies and orally, you can get it too!

Wake up wonderin' why ya lymph nodes in yo neck swollen

You might need a dental dam

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)

No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)

No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!

(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)