Sid & Alex (Album Version) 2004 Adam Sandler; Betsy Hammer; Elmo Weber
TracksSid & Alex (Album Version)

Artist: Adam Sandler; Betsy Hammer; Elmo Weber

Album: Secret (DMD 2-Track Single)

Release time: 08-06-2004

Sid & Alex(Album Version) - Adam Sandler

I'll be up in a few Hello

Hey, Sid

Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man

Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you

thank you, thank you

for remembering, thank you

My pleasure. Did you do anything fun today

Nothing special Amy made lasagna we had cake the kids

gave me a tie and some socks, terrific

That's awesome, man

Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. I

Fedex'ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow

Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. What is it

It's pretty cool. You'll see tomorrow

Aww, come on, give me a hint at least

Can I ride it? Can I eat it


Can I fuck it

Ahaha, no

Can it fuck me


Is it hairy? Is it something I can shave


Can it blow me


Is it something I can blow


Can I fuck it

You already asked me that

If I take it apart, are there individual parts

that I can fuck

I don't think so

Fair enough

If I sit on it for a while, will I cum


Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with

Sid! No

If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined

I think

Does it sweat


Is it something that can be used like... a pussy

That's just another way of asking if you can fuck it

My bad... Does it get big if you touch it


Does it get hard if you touch it


If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad

Look, you can't blow it, man

we already talked about that

Right, okay

let's say I'm stranded on a desert island with

just this item... am I getting a rim job


Can I fuck it

NO, it's a toaster, man, just a toaster

Oh! So I can fuck it? In fact, two people can fuck it at the

same time! Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster

this weekend

Don't mind if i doo doo

Hahaha, oh,Alex

Hahaha,oh,Sid,Hahaha,oh,Sid good Alex!haha yes

***Lyrics are from third-parties***

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