I Can't Dance

I Can't Dance - Faron Young

Well I went to a hop the other night

The joint was a-jumpin'

Everything was right

The cats were doin' the bop

The chicken too

But I sat alone at a table for two

'Cause I can't dance no-no

I can't dance no-no

Can't get in the groove

'Cause my feets won't move

And I can't dance no-no

And I can't dance no-no

Well I went to Arthur Murray's

And I spent my dough

I soon found out I was a fool to go

They showed me a waltz two-step too

I kept a-trippin' over my blue suede shoes

'Cause I can't dance no-no

I can't dance no-no

Can't get in the groove

'Cause my feets won't move

And I can't dance no-no

And I can't dance no-no

Dance dance dance dance

Dance dance dance dance ooh

Dance dance dance dance ooh

Dance dance dance

Dance dance dance dance

Dance

Well I saw a pretty gal and I got a chance

I asked her if she'd show me how to dance

She said uh-uh I can't go

She said

Baby there's something you should know

She said I can't dance

No-no I can't dance no-no

Can't get in the groove

'Cause her feets won't move

And she can't dance

No-no and she can't dance no-no

So I jumped into my automobile

Scooted myself right under the wheel

I said pretty baby we might as well go

If we can't dance we'll take in a show

'Cause we can't dance

No-no we can't dance no-no

Can't get in the groove

'Cause our feets won't move

And we can't dance

No-no and we can't dance no-no

I can't dance

I can't dance

I can't dance