The Elements

The Elements - Tom Lehrer

There's antimony arsenic

Aluminum selenium

And hydrogen and oxygen

And nitrogen and rhenium

And nickel neodymium

Neptunium germanium

And iron americium

Ruthenium uranium

Europium zirconium

Lutetium vanadium

And lanthanum and osmium

And astatine and radium

And gold and protactinium

And indium and gallium

And iodine and thorium

And thulium and thallium

There's yttrium ytterbium

Actinium rubidium

And boron gadolinium

Niobium iridium

And strontium and silicon

And silver and samarium

And bismuth bromine

Lithium beryllium and barium

There's holmium and helium

And hafnium and erbium

And phosphorus and francium

And fluorine and terbium

And manganese and mercury

Molybdenum magnesium

Dysprosium and scandium

And cerium and cesium

And lead praseodymium

And platinum plutonium

Palladium promethium

Potassium polonium

And tantalum technetium

Titanium, tellurium,

And cadmium and calcium

And chromium and curium

There's sulfur californium

And fermium berkelium

And also mendelevium

Einsteinium nobelium

And argon krypton neon

Radon xenon zinc and rhodium

And chlorine carbon cobalt

Copper tungsten tin and sodium

These are the only ones

Of which the news has come to Hahvard

And there may be many others

But they haven't been discahvered