Hart Brake Motel

Hart Brake Motel - Homer And Jethro

Lyrics by：Axton/Durden/PResley/Haynes/Burns

Composed by：Axton/Durden/PResley/Haynes/Burns

Down at the hart brake motel

My room it was so small

Ever' time I tried to smile

My teeth would touch the wall

But I'm a-stayin'

And a-payin'

I ain't got room to change my mind

I picked up my telephone

The manager said hello

He said what's eatin' you I said

That's what I'd like to know

An' I'm a-itchin'

An' a-scratchin'

I'm wearin' out my fingernails

I walked up to the room clerk

He looked at me and said

You can have a room but you

Will have to make your bed

I said that's ok buddy

I learned that from my ma

Then he reached out and

Handed me a hammer and a saw

And I'm a-nailin' and a-wailin'

Here at the hart brake motel

Here at the hart brake motel

I got a room with bath

Back home I only had a room

And it just had a path

This outside plumbin'

It's unbecomin'

It's really out of this world

The waiter in the dinin' room

He filled my heart with cheer

He said I would enjoy it

'Cause I could eat dirt cheap here

And he was so right

That was my last night

And now I'm checkin' out of here